For thousands of years, the Yeti lived a carefree lifestyle in the snow-covered mountains, hitting the slopes by day, partying by night, and joyfully firing AK-47s into the clear blue sky. But at some point, “the good life” must’ve gotten a little too good. Because that’s when the human beings started sniffing around.
The humans were tired of their stupid and serious lives, where they were always working, losing their phone chargers, and yelling at each other on the internet. So, they left the intensity of modern life to live among the Yeti. But that’s when they learned something surprising. The Yeti simply did not want to be found.
The Yeti had fled into The Avalanche Blockchain, where they started a secret society dedicated to preserving their way of life. That society is called The Degen Yeti Ski Club, a digital paradise -- where to this day -- the Yeti are still out there carving fresh turns through Avalanche Hills, eating hots dogs, and smoking J’s.